Obese Insults

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.

Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!

Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...

Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.

Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.

Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.

Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a digital scale it said my phone number.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.

Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links

Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."

Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.

Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.

Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.

Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.