Random Obese Insults

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

You're so fat, you could sell shade!

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.

Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."

Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.

You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!

Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.

You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.

Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.

Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.

You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.