Obese Insults

There are 68 obese insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.
    55
  • Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.
    20
  • You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
    296
  • Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
    305
  • Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"
    76
  • Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
    327
  • You're so fat, you stock up for hibernation.
    -52
  • You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
    -17
  • Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
    412
  • Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
    136
  • Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.
    16
  • You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
    206
  • When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
    194
  • You're so fat that you sweat mayonnaise!
    -86
  • You're so fat, you literally poop logs.
    -57
  • Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon
    45
  • You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.
    -71
  • You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.
    -44
  • You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
    180
  • Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.
    -7