Nerd Insults

Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.

Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

Your face has horrible graphics.

Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.

This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.

You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.

Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.

Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.

I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.

If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.

Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.

If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.

Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.

"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.

There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.