Nerd Insults
There are 32 nerd insults and comebacks.
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Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.-95
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Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.-218
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You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."629
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Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.303
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Your face has horrible graphics.-73
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Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.54
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This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.60
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You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.-43
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Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.93
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Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.63
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I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!55
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Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.20
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If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.50
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Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.150
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If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.21
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Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.-175
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"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.108
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There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.40
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You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.197
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You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.274