Nerd Insults

There are 32 nerd insults and comebacks.

  • Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
    -62
  • Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
    -188
  • You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
    553
  • Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
    227
  • Your face has horrible graphics.
    -34
  • Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.
    30
  • This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
    37
  • You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.
    -22
  • Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
    72
  • Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
    61
  • I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
    53
  • Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
    22
  • If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
    36
  • Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
    132
  • If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.
    15
  • Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.
    -122
  • "I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.
    105
  • There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
    21
  • You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
    175
  • You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
    263