Nerd Insults

You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.

You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.

You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.

You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out

"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.

I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.

Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.

You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.

Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.

This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.

I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.

Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.

There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.