Nerd Insults

You're not optimized for life are you?

If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.

You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.

You're not important - you're just an NPC!

Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!

Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?

You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.

You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.

Your face has horrible graphics.

Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.

Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.

Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.