Nerd Insults

There are 32 nerd insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
    17
  • I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
    55
  • Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
    60
  • Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
    79
  • You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.
    -28
  • This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
    51
  • Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.
    40
  • Your face has horrible graphics.
    -36
  • Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
    252
  • You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
    599
  • Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
    -200
  • Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
    -81