Nerd Insults

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

You're not optimized for life are you?

You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.

You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.

You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.

The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.

Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!

You're not important - you're just an NPC!

You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.

You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out

Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?

I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.