Random Nerd Insults

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.

You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out

Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.

There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.

Your face has horrible graphics.

I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.

You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.

The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.

Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!

Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.

You're not optimized for life are you?

If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.

"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.

You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.