Nerd Insults

There are 32 nerd insults and comebacks.

  • I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
    91
  • You're not optimized for life are you?
    22
  • Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
    -95
  • "I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.
    108
  • Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
    20
  • You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.
    -43
  • Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.
    54
  • Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
    302
  • You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
    -18
  • Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
    -23
  • You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
    117
  • Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
    160
  • Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
    63
  • Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
    150
  • Your face has horrible graphics.
    -69
  • You're not important - you're just an NPC!
    2
  • Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.
    -173
  • You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
    197
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
    174
  • Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
    92