Nerd Insults

There are 32 nerd insults and comebacks.

  • You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
    594
  • I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
    55
  • You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
    182
  • You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
    110
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
    161
  • Your face has horrible graphics.
    -33
  • Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.
    -146
  • You're not optimized for life are you?
    15
  • "I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.
    106
  • If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.
    16
  • This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
    48
  • You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.
    -29
  • Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
    -12
  • I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
    86
  • Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
    78
  • You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.
    5
  • If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
    39
  • Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
    18
  • You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
    268
  • Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
    146