Nasty Insults

God loves you. But no one else does!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

Does your face hurt? It's killing me!

When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.

I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.

I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals

Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.

Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)

How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.

You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!

Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.