Nasty Insults

There are 64 nasty insults and comebacks.

  • God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
    890
  • Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.
    123
  • You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
    42
  • You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
    77
  • I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
    51
  • The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
    506
  • You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
    180
  • How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
    502
  • Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
    1.6K
  • To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.
    -70
  • Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.
    54
  • I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals
    403
  • I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
    566
  • When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
    280
  • Does your face hurt? It's killing me!
    166
  • You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
    -15
  • KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    201
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
    1.3K
  • God loves you. But no one else does!
    72
  • Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.
    217