Nasty Insults

Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.

Save the planet! Kill yourself!

My other ride is your mom.

If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

You'd make a lovely corpse!

You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.