Nasty Insults

There are 64 nasty insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!
    14
  • Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
    -77
  • Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.
    109
  • Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.
    85
  • If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
    249
  • I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
    49
  • You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"
    101
  • Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.
    141
  • If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
    176
  • I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.
    -28
  • I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.
    148
  • I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
    318
  • What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!
    328
  • I'd slap you, but shit stains.
    362
  • You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.
    85
  • Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.
    -108
  • I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
    1.1K
  • If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.
    217
  • I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
    532
  • Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.
    217