Nasty Insults

Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!

Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?

Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.

Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.

If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"

Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.

I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.

What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!

I'd slap you, but shit stains.

You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.

I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.