Nasty Insults

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.

I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.

I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?

Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!

I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals