Nasty Insults

There are 64 nasty insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
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  • 2
    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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  • 3
    Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
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  • 4
    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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  • 5
    Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
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  • 6
    Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
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  • 7
    Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
    1.3K
  • 8
    Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
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  • 9
    I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
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  • 10
    If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
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  • 11
    God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
    882
  • 12
    I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
    781
  • 13
    How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
    673
  • 14
    I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
    564
  • 15
    I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
    527
  • 16
    The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
    503
  • 17
    How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
    499
  • 18
    Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
    454
  • 19
    You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
    414
  • 20
    I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals
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