Nasty Insults

I'd slap you, but shit stains.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.

What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.

When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.

If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.

If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.

Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

Does your face hurt? It's killing me!

Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.

I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.