Nasty Insults

Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.

You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"

Save the planet! Kill yourself!

You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.

Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.

You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

God loves you. But no one else does!

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.

My other ride is your mom.

You'd make a lovely corpse!

You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.

Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.

You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!

Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.

Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.