Nasty Insults

There are 64 nasty insults and comebacks.

  • Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
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  • Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
    3.8K
  • I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
    51
  • I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
    -116
  • Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
    -38
  • My other ride is your mom.
    55
  • If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
    1K
  • Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.
    122
  • Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!
    12
  • When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
    279
  • I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.
    -30
  • You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
    -13
  • You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
    40
  • I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
    46
  • If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
    244
  • You'd make a lovely corpse!
    55
  • KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    200
  • You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.
    83
  • To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.
    -68
  • Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
    -64