Nasty Insults

There are 64 nasty insults and comebacks.

  • Mean Insults
    God loves you. But no one else does!
    75
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!
    24
  • Good Comebacks
    If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
    1.1K
  • Idiot Insults
    You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
    369
  • Mean Insults
    Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
    1.3K
  • Girl Insults
    KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    212
  • Rude Insults
    I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
    176
  • Fat Insults
    You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
    -24
  • Mean Insults
    I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
    583
  • Good Comebacks
    Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.
    156
  • Mean Insults
    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
    336
  • Good Comebacks
    If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
    262
  • Good Comebacks
    Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
    1.6K
  • Family Insults
    To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.
    -81
  • Ugly Insults
    You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
    51
  • Mean Insults
    Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
    342
  • Ugly Insults
    Does your face hurt? It's killing me!
    177
  • Mean Insults
    Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
    1.3K
  • Good Comebacks
    Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
    3.8K
  • Good Comebacks
    I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals
    406