Nasty Insults

There are 64 nasty insults and comebacks.

  • Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.
    140
  • Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.
    216
  • You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
    -14
  • I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
    781
  • I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
    -123
  • You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
    41
  • My other ride is your mom.
    54
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
    1.4K
  • I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
    316
  • You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
    340
  • Save the planet! Kill yourself!
    85
  • Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
    2.4K
  • I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
    46
  • I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
    1.1K
  • Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.
    106
  • You'd make a lovely corpse!
    56
  • How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
    499
  • I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
    52
  • How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
    673
  • Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
    138