Random Nasty Insults

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.

Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)

You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.

Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!

Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.

Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!

I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.

How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.

You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.