Nasty Insults

There are 64 nasty insults and comebacks.

  • Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.
    124
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
    1.4K
  • You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
    180
  • I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
    51
  • I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.
    -28
  • Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.
    54
  • Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
    137
  • God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
    888
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
    1.3K
  • I bet your mother has a loud bark!
    20
  • Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
    1.6K
  • The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
    507
  • You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
    -15
  • Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
    455
  • You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
    417
  • Does your face hurt? It's killing me!
    166
  • Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.
    -112
  • When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
    282
  • KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    203
  • I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
    789