Nasty Insults

There are 64 nasty insults and comebacks.

  • KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    201
  • I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.
    -27
  • Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.
    108
  • I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
    51
  • I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
    -129
  • You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
    180
  • I'd slap you, but shit stains.
    362
  • Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
    1.6K
  • If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.
    217
  • You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    2.6K
  • Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
    2.4K
  • Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.
    85
  • Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!
    13
  • Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
    -38
  • If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
    1K
  • What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!
    327
  • I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
    786
  • You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
    415
  • I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.
    146
  • Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
    455