Mum Insults

Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.

Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.

Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!

Your mom is like cotton: round, white, and gets picked up by black people.

Yo momma's like a DVD. I can play her over and over and over!

Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.

Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo mamma is like fried chicken; dark and crispy.

Yo momma's vagina is so hairy your dad is tired of having two moustaches.

I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.

I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.

Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.

Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.

Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.

I am straighter than the pole your Mom danced on in front of me last night.

You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.