Mum Insults

There are 188 mum insults and comebacks.

  • Good Comebacks
    1
    Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
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  • Good Comebacks
    2
    You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
    3.2K
  • Good Comebacks
    3
    Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
    1.6K
  • Yo Momma Insults
    4
    Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
    1.3K
  • Yo Momma Insults
    5
    Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.
    849
  • Good Comebacks
    6
    Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)
    837
  • Fat Insults
    7
    Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    781
  • Yo Momma Insults
    8
    Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
    759
  • Yo Momma Insults
    9
    Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
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  • Good Comebacks
    10
    If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
    605
  • Family Insults
    11
    You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
    541
  • Idiot Insults
    12
    Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
    489
  • Good Comebacks
    13
    Insult: You're gay.
    Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.
    464
  • Fat Insults
    14
    It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
    429
  • Yo Momma Insults
    15
    Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
    429
  • Skinny Insults
    16
    You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
    427
  • Yo Momma Insults
    17
    Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
    421
  • Yo Momma Insults
    18
    Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
    418
  • Yo Momma Insults
    19
    Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
    381
  • Yo Momma Insults
    20
    Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
    377