Mum Insults

There are 188 mum insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
    3.8K
  • 2
    You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
    3.1K
  • 3
    Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
    1.6K
  • 4
    Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
    1.2K
  • 5
    Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.
    835
  • 6
    Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)
    827
  • 7
    Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
    748
  • 8
    Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
    623
  • 9
    If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
    604
  • 10
    Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    538
  • 11
    You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
    527
  • 12
    Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
    484
  • 13
    Insult: You're gay.
    Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.
    445
  • 14
    Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
    422
  • 15
    It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
    416
  • 16
    Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
    416
  • 17
    Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
    408
  • 18
    Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
    373
  • 19
    Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
    364
  • 20
    You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
    361