Mum Insults

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.

Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.

I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.

You're one load your mum should have swallowed!

Insult: This is boring! Comeback: So was your Mom last night.

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!

When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.

Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.

Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.