Mum Insults

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Insult: Are you 5? Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom

I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.

Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.

Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.

Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!

No one asked me how my day was. Person says: How was your day? You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.

Yo momma's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.