Mum Insults
There are 188 mum insults and comebacks.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.44
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You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.214
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Insult: Are you 5?
Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom128 -
Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.27
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Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.76
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Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.56
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Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.39
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Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.13
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I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.167
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Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.51
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I am straighter than the pole your Mom danced on in front of me last night.-13
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Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.49
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Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.35
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Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"38
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Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.34
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Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"10
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Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.90
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Insult: You're gay.
Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.400 -
Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.108
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Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.67