Mum Insults

There are 188 mum insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
    43
  • You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
    209
  • Insult: Are you 5?
    Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
    120
  • Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.
    28
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
    76
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
    56
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
    39
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.
    13
  • I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
    162
  • Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.
    52
  • I am straighter than the pole your Mom danced on in front of me last night.
    -10
  • Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.
    47
  • Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.
    33
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"
    37
  • Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.
    35
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"
    10
  • Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
    86
  • Insult: You're gay.
    Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.
    393
  • Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.
    104
  • Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.
    67