Mum Insults

Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.

You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.

Insult: Are you 5? Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom

Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.

Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.

Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.

I am straighter than the pole your Mom danced on in front of me last night.

Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.

Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.

Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

Insult: You're gay. Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.