Mum Insults

There are 188 mum insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
    -9
  • Yo momma's just like a bookbag, she gets something stuck in her everyday.
    40
  • Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.
    17
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
    41
  • Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.
    113
  • Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.
    -127
  • Yo momma's so nasty, she took a bath and lost 40 pounds!
    0
  • I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
    124
  • Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.
    49
  • Insult: Are you 5?
    Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
    138
  • Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.
    20
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!
    30
  • Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.
    121
  • Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!
    32
  • Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.
    65
  • Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    538
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
    373
  • Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.
    -118
  • Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th
    7
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
    96