Mum Insults

There are 188 mum insults and comebacks.

  • You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.
    13
  • Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'
    88
  • Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
    228
  • I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.
    -36
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.
    13
  • Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
    3.8K
  • Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
    168
  • Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
    133
  • Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.
    23
  • Yo mommas so fat she thinks the carwash is her shower
    14
  • Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.
    -8
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
    180
  • Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
    305
  • Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.
    -36
  • Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
    1.6K
  • You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
    345
  • Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.
    39
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"
    11
  • Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th
    7
  • You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
    203