Mum Insults

There are 188 mum insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
    133
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
    244
  • Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
    477
  • Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
    125
  • Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.
    -15
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.
    28
  • Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
    71
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"
    1
  • Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
    357
  • Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
    1.2K
  • Yo Momma's so greasy, she renamed herself Wendy's!
    0
  • Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
    121
  • Insult: You suck.
    Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.
    76
  • Your mom is like cotton: round, white, and gets picked up by black people.
    -14
  • Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
    85
  • Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.
    -30
  • Insult: You fail.
    Comeback: So did your MOM getting into college.
    -118
  • Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
    1.6K
  • I am straighter than the pole your Mom danced on in front of me last night.
    -16
  • Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.
    819