Random Mum Insults

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.

Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.

If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.

Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.

Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.

You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.

Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn

Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.

Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.

Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.