Mum Insults

There are 188 mum insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
    88
  • Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
    62
  • Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
    122
  • I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
    163
  • Yo momma so black that when she went to night school they marked her absent.
    51
  • If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
    598
  • Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.
    19
  • Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.
    -9
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"
    36
  • You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
    3.1K
  • Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.
    51
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
    86
  • Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.
    -18
  • Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.
    57
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
    169
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
    44
  • Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.
    71
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
    76
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"
    31
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.
    15