Mum Insults

There are 188 mum insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
    183
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
    244
  • Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th
    7
  • Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
    162
  • Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links
    8
  • You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
    519
  • You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
    3.1K
  • You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
    179
  • Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
    1.6K
  • To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.
    -70
  • It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
    407
  • Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
    228
  • Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think shes a beached whale!
    54
  • Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
    417
  • I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
    -196
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
    370
  • If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
    597
  • Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
    125
  • Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.
    25
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
    87