Mum Insults

Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.

Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"

Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.

Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.

Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.

Insult: You suck. Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.

Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'

Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.