Mum Insults

Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.

I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.

Yo momma's so fat that she makes a monster truck look like a low rider.

Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.

Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.

Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.

Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.

Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.

Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.