Mum Insults

Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!

Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'

Yo momma's so fat, she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.

Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.

Insult: This is boring! Comeback: So was your Mom last night.

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.

You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.

Yo mommas so fat she thinks the carwash is her shower

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"

Yo momma's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.

Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."

I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.

Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!

Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"

Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.

I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.

Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.