Mum Insults

Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a digital scale it said my phone number.

Yo Momma's so fat when she walks in front of the TV you miss the 7-hour special.

Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.

Yo momma's vagina is so hairy your dad is tired of having two moustaches.

Yo momma's just like a bookbag, she gets something stuck in her everyday.

You're one load your mum should have swallowed!

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!

There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

You're so ugly, when your mother threw you out the window, she was considered littering.

Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.

Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!

Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.

Insult: You fail. Comeback: So did your MOM getting into college.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!

Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.

Yo momma's so nasty, she took a bath and lost 40 pounds!

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.

Yo mamma is like fried chicken; dark and crispy.