Mum Insults

Me: Why do you have no dick. You: I do. Me: The one on your mom doesn't count.

Yo momma smells so horrible, North Korea want her as a chemical weapon.

Yo momma's like a DVD. I can play her over and over and over!

Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.

Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.

Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

Yo momma so black that when she went to night school they marked her absent.

You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.

Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.

Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.

Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon

Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.

I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.