Mum Insults

Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.

Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.

No one asked me how my day was. Person says: How was your day? You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard

Yo mama is like a brick: She dirty, flat on both sides and she always get laid by mexicans.

Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.

Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!

Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"

Yo mama's sooooo ugly that she even made a blind baby cry!

Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.

If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"

Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.

Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.

Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)

You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!

Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.