Mum Insults

Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.

Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.

Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.

Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired

Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.

You're so ugly, when your mother threw you out the window, she was considered littering.

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

Insult: You suck. Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.

Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'

Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Me: Why do you have no dick. You: I do. Me: The one on your mom doesn't count.

Yo mama is like a brick: She dirty, flat on both sides and she always get laid by mexicans.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"

Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.

Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"

Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.

Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.

Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.