Mum Insults

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.

Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.

My other ride is your mom.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo momma so black that when she went to night school they marked her absent.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!

Yo momma smells so horrible, North Korea want her as a chemical weapon.

Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!

Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.

Are your parents siblings?

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.

Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"

There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.