Mum Insults

Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.

If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.

Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!

Insult: You fail. Comeback: So did your MOM getting into college.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.