Mum Insults

Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.

Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!

Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.

Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma's so nasty, she took a bath and lost 40 pounds!

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.

Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"

Yo Momma's so greasy, she renamed herself Wendy's!

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"

Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.

Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.

Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.

Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.

You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.