Mum Insults

Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a digital scale it said my phone number.

Yo Momma's so fat when she walks in front of the TV you miss the 7-hour special.

Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.

Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"

Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.

Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.

Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.

Yo momma's so fat that she makes a monster truck look like a low rider.

Yo mommas so fat she thinks the carwash is her shower

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links

Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.

Yo mama's sooooo ugly that she even made a blind baby cry!

You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.

Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.

Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."