Mum Insults

Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.

Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!

Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.

Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!

Yo Momma's so greasy, she renamed herself Wendy's!

Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired

Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.