Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
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Mum Insults
There are 188 mum insults and comebacks.
Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
631My other ride is your mom.
64Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
495Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
-2Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.
13I bet your mother has a loud bark!
11Are your parents siblings?
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