Mother Insults

Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"

Yo Momma's so greasy, she renamed herself Wendy's!

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"

Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.

Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.

Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.

Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.

You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.

Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.

Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!

Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!

Your mom is like cotton: round, white, and gets picked up by black people.

Yo momma's like a DVD. I can play her over and over and over!

Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.

Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.

Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.