Mother Insults

Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.

Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?

Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?

I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.

Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.

Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.

Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PornHub is down,
Your mother's Facebook will do.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure

Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!

Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.

Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.