Mother Insults

There are 204 mother insults and comebacks.

  • Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
    -187
  • If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
    -396
  • Life isn't easy, but your mom is.
    145
  • I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.
    111
  • Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?
    91
  • Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
    50
  • Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
    230
  • Insult: Suck my dick!
    Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?
    683
  • I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.
    425
  • Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
    -185
  • Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.
    -27
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.
    59
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    PornHub is down,
    Your mother's Facebook will do.
    530
  • Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure
    32
  • Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
    107
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
    16
  • Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
    -3
  • Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.
    25
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
    77
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
    57