Mother Insults
There are 204 mother insults and comebacks.
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Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.-196
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If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!-403
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Life isn't easy, but your mom is.166
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I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.119
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Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?99
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Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.46
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Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.234
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Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?696 -
I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.439
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Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.-185
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Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.-18
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Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.65
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PornHub is down,
Your mother's Facebook will do.555 -
Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure36
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Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.119
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Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.19
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Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!-4
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Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.29
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Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.91
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Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.64