Mother Insults

I bet your mother has a loud bark.

Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.

Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!

If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.

Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.

I am straighter than the pole your Mom danced on in front of me last night.

Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.

Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.

Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"

Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

Insult: You're gay. Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.

Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.