Mother Insults
There are 204 mother insults and comebacks.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.186
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Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.256
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Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th7
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Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.167
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Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links11
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You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.541
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You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.3.2K
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You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.188
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Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)1.6K
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To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.-81
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It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.429
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Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.231
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Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think shes a beached whale!59
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Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn429
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I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.-333
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.381
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If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.605
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Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.131
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Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.25
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Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.100