Mother Insults

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)

Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)

Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

Insult: Suck my dick! Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, PornHub is down, Your mother's Facebook will do.

Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.

If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.

Insult: You're gay. Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn

Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!