Mother Insults
There are 204 mother insults and comebacks.
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Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.54
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Insult: You fail.
Comeback: So did your MOM getting into college.-119 -
Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.46
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You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.532
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Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.64
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Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!95
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Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.-46
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Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.164
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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure42
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Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.24
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Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.72
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I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.442
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Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.218
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Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!38
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If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.210
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Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.59
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Insult: You suck.
Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.86 -
When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.193
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Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.486
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Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.-122