Random Mother Insults

Insult: Suck my dick! Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?

Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.

Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.

I am straighter than the pole your Mom danced on in front of me last night.

Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.

Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!

Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.

Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.

Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.

Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.