Mother Insults

There are 204 mother insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.
    54
  • Insult: You fail.
    Comeback: So did your MOM getting into college.
    -119
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
    46
  • You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
    532
  • Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.
    64
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
    95
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.
    -46
  • Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
    164
  • Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure
    42
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
    24
  • Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.
    72
  • I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.
    442
  • Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
    218
  • Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!
    38
  • If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.
    210
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.
    59
  • Insult: You suck.
    Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.
    86
  • When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
    193
  • Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
    486
  • Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.
    -122