Mother Insults

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo mamma is like fried chicken; dark and crispy.

Yo momma's vagina is so hairy your dad is tired of having two moustaches.

I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.

I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.

Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.

Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.

Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.

I am straighter than the pole your Mom danced on in front of me last night.

You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.

Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.

If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.

I bet your mother has a loud bark.

Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!

Insult: You fail. Comeback: So did your MOM getting into college.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.