Money Insults

There are 32 money insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.
    823
  • 2
    You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
    518
  • 3
    Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
    183
  • 4
    You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"
    156
  • 5
    You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
    143
  • 6
    Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
    61
  • 7
    You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!
    57
  • 8
    You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.
    46
  • 9
    Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.
    44
  • 10
    Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"
    38
  • 11
    You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."
    36
  • 12
    If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.
    35
  • 13
    Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    34
  • 14
    You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.
    33
  • 15
    Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!
    31
  • 16
    If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
    26
  • 17
    Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
    21
  • 18
    You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.
    21
  • 19
    Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.
    20
  • 20
    You're so poor, when you went to a charity shop you asked when the sales are on.
    15