Money Insults

Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.

You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.

You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!

You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."

Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.

You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.

You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

You're so poor, when you went to a charity shop you asked when the sales are on.

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"