Money Insults
There are 32 money insults and comebacks.
- 1Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.849
- 2You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.541
- 3Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.184
- 4You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"165
- 5You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.153
- 6Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.100
- 7You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!60
- 8Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.60
- 9You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.56
- 10Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.46
- 11You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."44
- 12Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"39
- 13If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.37
- 14You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.36
- 15If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.33
- 16Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!31
- 17You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.24
- 18Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"23
- 19Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.22
- 20You're so poor, when you went to a charity shop you asked when the sales are on.22