Money Insults

There are 32 money insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    30
  • You're so poor, when you went to a charity shop you asked when the sales are on.
    15
  • You're so poor, you should be sponsored by a kid in Africa.
    -61
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
    57
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"
    6
  • If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.
    33
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -22
  • You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.
    46
  • Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.
    -5
  • You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
    141
  • Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.
    6
  • If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
    23
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -20
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"
    37
  • Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.
    19
  • You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.
    -17
  • You're so poor, even the Mexicans make fun of you!
    -24
  • Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.
    8
  • You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"
    155
  • You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.
    34