Money Insults

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

You're so poor, when you went to a charity shop you asked when the sales are on.

You're so poor, you should be sponsored by a kid in Africa.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"

If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.

Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.

You're so poor, even the Mexicans make fun of you!

Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.

You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"

You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.