Money Insults
There are 32 money insults and comebacks.
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You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.153
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Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!31
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You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"165
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You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."44
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You're so poor, even the Mexicans make fun of you!-42
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You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.541
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Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.46
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Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.3
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Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"23
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If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.33
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I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.-333
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You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.-25
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You're so poor, when you went to a charity shop you asked when the sales are on.22
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You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.24
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Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.-7
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If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.35
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Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.22
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You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.56
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Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"0
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Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.-27