Money Insults

There are 32 money insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
  • You're so poor, when you went to a charity shop you asked when the sales are on.
  • If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
  • You're so poor, you should be sponsored by a kid in Africa.
  • You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
  • Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.
  • You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!
  • You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.
  • I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
  • Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.
  • You're so poor, even the Mexicans make fun of you!
  • Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!
  • You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.
  • You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
  • Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.
  • You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.
  • Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.
  • Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.