Random Money Insults

You're so poor, you should be sponsored by a kid in Africa.

You're so poor, even the Mexicans make fun of you!

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"

Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.

You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.

Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.

You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.

You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."

You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.

You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!

Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.