Money Insults

There are 32 money insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -21
  • If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
    26
  • Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.
    5
  • You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
    143
  • Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.
    -5
  • You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.
    46
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -24
  • If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.
    35
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"
    7
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
    61
  • You're so poor, you should be sponsored by a kid in Africa.
    -64
  • You're so poor, when you went to a charity shop you asked when the sales are on.
    15