Money Insults

Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.

Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.

Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"

Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.

You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

You're so poor, even the Mexicans make fun of you!

You're so poor, you should be sponsored by a kid in Africa.

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.