Mean Insults

You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!

You: Why won't you make a clone of yourself. Person: Why? You: So you can go fuck yourself!

When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.

You remind me of a zip loc bag; good for one quality use.

Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.

You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.

Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.

You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.

You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.

Yo momma's like a DVD. I can play her over and over and over!

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

You are an oxygen thief.

If I were as optimistic as you are, I would be taking a bath in a whirlpool.

The best part of you ran down your fathers left leg.

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.