Mean Insults
There are 170 mean insults and comebacks.
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I would kick you in the balls if you had any.216
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You should donate blood. All of it!124
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If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.286
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You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.347
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Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with my car,
Throw you off a cliff so high,
I hope you break your neck and die.2.9K -
Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.519
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I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.1K
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I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.684
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I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh lol." Bitch, I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like... "oh lol."681
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No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.566
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I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.441
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I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.608
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You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.346
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Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.140
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Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.-151
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Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?411
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Person: What are you looking at?
Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.773 -
Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.405
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I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.593
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Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.113