Mean Insults

There are 170 mean insults and comebacks.

  • I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
  • You should donate blood. All of it!
  • If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
  • You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
  • Twinkle twinkle little star,
    I want to hit you with my car,
    Throw you off a cliff so high,
    I hope you break your neck and die.
  • Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.
  • I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
  • I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
  • I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh lol." Bitch, I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like... "oh lol."
  • No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
  • I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
  • I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.
  • You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.
  • Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
  • Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.
  • Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?
  • Person: What are you looking at?
    Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.
  • Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
  • I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
  • Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.