Mean Insults

It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.

Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.

When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?

Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.

I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.

Get off, you malignant growth!

Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!

The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.

Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.

If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.

Person: My Parents are dead... Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.

Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.

Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.

I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.

You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.

When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.

I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.

Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.