Mean Insults

There are 170 mean insults and comebacks.

  • Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!
    -272
  • How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
    -180
  • Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
    141
  • I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
    808
  • Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
    315
  • Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
    460
  • God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
    902
  • FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!
    56
  • Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.
    132
  • You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
    46
  • You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
    86
  • I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
    55
  • The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
    520
  • You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
    532
  • You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
    3.2K
  • Insult: You're a fail.
    Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
    5.5K
  • You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
    -90
  • I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
    62
  • They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
    623
  • Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
    204