Mean Insults

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!

I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.

Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.

Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.

Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.

I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.

You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.

You started with nothing and still have most of it left.

The best part of you ran down your fathers left leg.

I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.

Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.

Person: What are you looking at? You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, IT TALKS!!!

Sorry , I don't speak dog!

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

Your comebacks are the same just like the size of your dick; small and pedantic.

You: Why won't you make a clone of yourself. Person: Why? You: So you can go fuck yourself!

You are an oxygen thief.

When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.