Mean Insults

I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.

You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!

Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.

Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.

If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.

300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.

You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"

Insult: You're stupid. Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.

Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.

You remind me of a zip loc bag; good for one quality use.

Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.

Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.

I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.